Lindsey Haun
Nude

Rock music is in Lindsey Haun’s genes — which may explain why we feel the need to beat off whenever we see her. Yes, Lindsey is the daughter of Yes guitarist Jimmy Haun, yet she’s also made a name for herself as an actress. After making her movie debut in John Carpenter’s sci-fi horror flick Village of the Damned (1995), the ambitious ingénue moved to the boob tube where she guest-starred on Star Trek: Voyager (1995), Malcolm in the Middle (2002), Alias (2005), and Criminal Minds (2008). Along the way, the pretty performer popped up on the Disney Channel (Movie Surfers, The Color of Friendship). But it was her recurring role of Hadley Hale on HBO’s vampire hit True Blood (2009-2012) that brought Lindsey mass attention. Of course, we were already hip to Ms. Haun per her nude movie debut in Broken Bridges (2006). The PG-13 release features Toby Keith, Kelly Preston, Burt Reynolds and a slip of Lindsey’s nip! For more flashes of the actress’s flesh, check out the romantic musical Rome & Jewel (2008). Not only does she strut her stuff in skimpy skivvies, Lindsey rocks a teeny weeny purple bikini! If that’s not hot enough, the blonde hottie puts the thrills into the thriller House of Last Things (2013) by parading her perfect pokies! She also treats us to peeks at her bra-clad peaks and panty-hanging butt cheeks! Such visions make us want to change the lyrics to Yes’s “Owner of a Lonely Heart,” to “Owner of a Lindsey Hard-on!”